Sunday, 15 March 2020

Swami Vivekananda Kahani

Swami Vivekananda Kahani: Once a man came to Swami Vivekananda and asked - Lord! God has made every human being the same, yet some people are good, some are bad, some are successful, some fail. Why?

Swamiji humbly said that I will tell you a story, listen carefully - It is said that this earth is the jewels, Goddesses also yearn to be born here.

Once there was an ongoing gathering of Gods and Goddesses that how humans are so developed? How does he achieve such a big goal? What is the power on which a human being makes the impossible possible?

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All the Gods and Goddesses were expressing their views, some one was saying that there is something under the sea that inspires humans to move, some was saying that there is something on the top of the mountains.

Finally a wise man replied that the mind of a human being is something that gives him the power to do every task.

The human mind is a very amazing thing, which the person recognizes its power, he goes through doing nothing, nothing is impossible for him and those who do not use the power of the mind, they continue to struggle throughout life.

The victory and defeat of every human is dependent on his brain's ability to work. This mind is the divine power that makes a difference between a successful and a failed human being. All the Gods and Goddesses were very pleased with this answer.

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Swamiji further said - You will become the way you think, if you consider yourself weak then you will become weak, if you consider yourself powerful then you will become powerful. This is the difference between a successful and unsuccessful person.

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Thursday, 24 October 2019

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Born free, taxed to death.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.


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A bright young executive had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech firm. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and handed him three numbered envelopes.

“Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can handle,” he said.

Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a nosedive and he was really catching a lot of heat from the board. At wit’s end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.”

The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the board, the press, and Wall Street responded positively, sales picked up, stock prices rose and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious problems getting new product to market. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO wasted no time in opening the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” This he did, and again the company quickly rebounded. After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The simple message said, “Prepare three envelopes…”

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Chandni raat sahil ko diwana bana deti hai…
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Sunday, 29 September 2019

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Wednesday, 21 August 2019

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